You anal retentive fool, can't you see that I have yet to have my morning coffe and you are already at it with your manias.

Who cares if I leave the radio on standby ( it consumes .00010cts a day in electricity)
You are the one with the deep pockets and the sports car, what? you can't afford it ?

And while we are at it, lets talk about your cleaning obsession, its driving me nuts.

Who cares if the floormat is dirty, it is in fact dirty because I used it to clean my shoes and thats what I thought it was for.
I guess the problem is me going out to the yard then, besides, don't you have a cleaning service ?

I swear we are not related at all.