Yesterday I had an hr to do nothing so my nothing ended up in Target I needed some cards to send out. The whole thing was very odd It was like I was tuned into all the nutz.
as I was walking I could hear two women behind me the one (younger) said wow we really need to get going the other (older) said ya I know its getting late. A few isles over same women says what are you looking at the stockings for. The other one says ooh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (what i was hearing was cuz i want to look at them and i'm not in a hurry) I moved away over to kitchen things ooh fun now a women is dragging her hubby up and down each isle she would pull something down ooh look i want this i want that WE need this yada yada yada. In the shoes an elderly couple were walking he was pushing his oxygen tank she ASKED him what he needed to look at he said well we are in shoes i would like some new shoes. I hear her say back I AM NOT SHOPING FOR SHOES OR SLIPPERS FOR YOU I REFUSE. OK I about ran over to the candles just to get away. As I'm walking i hear the younger women say I really have to leave so and so is home and I have to be there when the bus comes. the older women says ya I know we really should I have to get going to its been blah blah blah blah and down another isle they go.
I wanted to pull the older women to a stop and say DO YOU HEAR THIS WOMEN SAYING SHE HAS TO LEAVE NOW!!!!! and I wanted to pull the younger women very close to my face and say DO YOU HAVE ANY BALLS AT ALL TO SAY LISTEN BITCH I HAVE TO LEAVE AND I AM LEAVING NOW GET A MOVE ON I DONT WANT TO SHOP!!!!
thinkin of the old man I was wondering why she could shop for slippers and he couldnt why didnt he just say YOU asked me what I waned wench... if you dont wont to help me with it move on somewere else.
and omg the women draggin her hubby around I wanted a video cam. because every time I want to go shopping with my hubby he makes it sound like im dragging him through hell ........... with this video i COULD SHOW HIM HELL.
BTW i got a pop a peanubutter cup i had to fight for because some 5yr old was rearanging the candy boxes. I will retun for the cards.
as I was walking I could hear two women behind me the one (younger) said wow we really need to get going the other (older) said ya I know its getting late. A few isles over same women says what are you looking at the stockings for. The other one says ooh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (what i was hearing was cuz i want to look at them and i'm not in a hurry) I moved away over to kitchen things ooh fun now a women is dragging her hubby up and down each isle she would pull something down ooh look i want this i want that WE need this yada yada yada. In the shoes an elderly couple were walking he was pushing his oxygen tank she ASKED him what he needed to look at he said well we are in shoes i would like some new shoes. I hear her say back I AM NOT SHOPING FOR SHOES OR SLIPPERS FOR YOU I REFUSE. OK I about ran over to the candles just to get away. As I'm walking i hear the younger women say I really have to leave so and so is home and I have to be there when the bus comes. the older women says ya I know we really should I have to get going to its been blah blah blah blah and down another isle they go.
I wanted to pull the older women to a stop and say DO YOU HEAR THIS WOMEN SAYING SHE HAS TO LEAVE NOW!!!!! and I wanted to pull the younger women very close to my face and say DO YOU HAVE ANY BALLS AT ALL TO SAY LISTEN BITCH I HAVE TO LEAVE AND I AM LEAVING NOW GET A MOVE ON I DONT WANT TO SHOP!!!!
thinkin of the old man I was wondering why she could shop for slippers and he couldnt why didnt he just say YOU asked me what I waned wench... if you dont wont to help me with it move on somewere else.
and omg the women draggin her hubby around I wanted a video cam. because every time I want to go shopping with my hubby he makes it sound like im dragging him through hell ........... with this video i COULD SHOW HIM HELL.
BTW i got a pop a peanubutter cup i had to fight for because some 5yr old was rearanging the candy boxes. I will retun for the cards.
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Thu, December 14, 2006 - 9:05 AMWow is right! I would have said "I"m getting the hell out of here!", to myself as I hustled out the door. I refuse to set foot in Target until after the holidays are over. You are far braver than I. -
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Thu, December 14, 2006 - 9:14 AMI was in a store this morning when a woman came up behind me in line and proceeded to chew her gum LOUDLY in my ear. I left the line and went to another one, but what I really wanted to do was reach in her mouth, grab her gum and stick it on the top of her head. -
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Thu, December 14, 2006 - 10:43 AMI'll never understand why people(I'll admit it I've been that shopper myself) have to shop in teams, like we're going to get anything done at all. seriously if she had to go, then she should have left and stopped whining that she had to be somewhere, it's like there afraid if they leave the other behind they'll get eaten by wolves or something.... If I get all star struck in a store, leave me there. I'll wonder home when I get hungry. gawd.
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