checkout counter

topic posted Tue, June 5, 2007 - 12:59 PM by  Lobo
At the grocery store I was buying; 8) cake mix boxes, 8) bags of powered sugar and one gallon of shortning for a graduation cake, and by chance, three cans of sardines for lunch next this week. My favorate checkout lady said something to me so I pulled out my Ipod and I instinctively said, "don't knock it till you've tried it" I should've said, "once you get past the smell it's finger lickin good".... She thinks I'm weird anyway,
posted by:
Lobo
California
  • Re: checkout counter

    Tue, October 9, 2007 - 1:55 PM
    Say to the checkout:

    Did you go to college to learn such a sharp retort or did you come up with that all on your own?????

    :D
    • Re: checkout counter

      Tue, November 20, 2007 - 5:58 PM
      Or have you always been so smart or did you take special education courses?
      Or "when you schedule the operation to remove your head from your ass I'll kick in a fiver".

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