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Yes!

pudgalan — Thu, 08 May 2008 03:33:21 GMT

Wow, how many times I should of said yes...

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I care... but it's your life

Jeff - The Navigator — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:03:06 GMT

I tried to help.

I really did.

When you cried for three hours on my shoulder and reviled yourself and you mother.... I held you. I felt for you. I cried with you. I swore that I'd help you, no matter what.

And so I went to where you were stripping, and gave you enough seed money to Get Out. And you said you did. Burned you clothes, rejected the stripper name in favor of that English Boy you dumped me for.

And I thought you were out completely. When we met in front of Amnesia and you were so confidant, so strong. You were Never Going Back. I was so happy for you.

And then, a few months later, when two of my best friends came giggling to me to tell me the gossip that you had gone back to stripping and we had that text message conversation and I ended it with "Don't worry about the money. Enjoy your life."

Well...

I meant it. I was a little tipsy and I could have definitely said it better, but I meant it.

You were an amazing girl. You were bright and funny and were really, going places with your archaeology. I guess you are still bright and funny....

I have no problem with the profession, really. I have a problem with you doing it. And it's not that you were so close to me, either. People who strip or who are in any profession, sex profession or not, should be enjoying themselves. If you are really enjoying yourself, why did you spend three hours crying about it to me? Especially since we hadn't seen each other in two years? The first thing you said to me was "I've become my mother." And I remember how much you hated your mother. How much you looked down on her and how many times you swore you'd never become her.

I guess what I'm trying to say here is.... I really do wish you well. I'm really disappointed that you went back to stripping, but I really hope you have a good life. I wish it were possible for us to have some kind of contact, but I honestly doubt either of us would enjoy it anymore. Which is a shame, because we were so close for so long. We really got each other. I'm still bitter towards you, for everything that went before, but I honestly wish you a better life than your mother's. I really want to end this with "Let me know if there's anything I can do." But I've already said and done that. And there's nothing left to be said or done.

um.... yeah.

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wish i'd known you was a nappy ass ho before we hooked up

SkOrPiTaRiO — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:43:06 GMT

that's what i'd have told her

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Just cuz I m brown my name is NOT Maria......

Mrs. Elia — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:09:16 GMT

This is the story of my life (this is funny to me)....

I have been called Maria for as long as I can remember LOL. I guess is the default name for Latin women. Hey more than half the country is named after a saint or Maria or Guadalupe (Lupe) or Jesus not Jesus but (heysus).
It happens all the time if some one forgets my name they just call me Maria...The funny thing is that even Latin people (who I like to call my cusins) (no relation) also call me "Maria"

May be one day I will answer to Maria. May be one day some one will be offering Maria a million dollars......

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Ok, "I'm sorry,"

Lobo — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:09:44 GMT

I was at our buddhist temple a few days ago to give "gohoshi". (volunteer work) and I was sitting with a group of ladies. One lady was chatting away about how her name "Wong" is really mispronounced in English. Her name, in Chinese characters, has a water mark, making it slightly different in the many different ways to spell Wong in Chinese. She was comparing her name to another lady named Wong that didn't have the water mark in Chinese. So me,...with my sense of humor that gets me into more trouble, ...I blert out, "Oh that's just plain Wong!"...Not funny. I was met with straight faces, while I'm giggling like a third grader. I realize now that if I put myself in her shoes, jokes, problems, and issues with her name are real concerns of hers.....I'll have to find a way to apologize to her.

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I'll let you know on May 15th.

Marie — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:25:05 GMT

So there I was gabbing with my two coworkers and the topic of cancer came up (not by me) and it followed the usual course those conversations go, people lower their voice and speak sadly about family members that died and how awful it was yada yada and how so many people were getting it and someone said, odds are one of us (3 people) will get it. I raised my hand and said, that would be me and I got the speech about how if I think I will die from cancer I will. I so so so wanted to say, I'm recovering from fucking cancer and just this morning I read an mri report that mentions an enlarged lymph node and I meet with the doc on May 14th. Wanna come with me, it's sure to be a grand old time....

Oh, and to the office manager who glibly said to me the day before - you look like you have a headache. you should relax - I'd like to say - I have a fucking headache because I'm going to see the oncology surgeon today.

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You're the Doctor, You Tell Me

Marie — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:28:04 GMT

I just love it when I have an md appt. when the (new to me) md doesn't read the ct scan or listen to my symptoms but rather comments that my problems are migraines and that I don't have chronic sinus (um, other ents seem to think so) and I should just go and buy over the counter meds. Bye Bye. Never even looked me full in the face - and it was an ent, isn't that what they are supposed to do?

I did in fact say, you're the doctor, you tell me but I wish I had added: Come on, do your job. The guy said to me about 20 times, slowly, enunciating clearly, like I was a stupid child, you don't have sinus problems. I wish I had said, well then why do the mds think so? Do you think I would waste time with you, another patronizing mf if I didn't? Oh and another thing, I've been horribly sick w/serious stuff and am on meds, and when you offhandedly say, oh take claritin or any of the other otc things, you could send me into liver failure. So open that fucking online interraction program and find one that won't fucking kill me.

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Flatulence man

Lobo — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:32:54 GMT

I was in an elevator in the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago, and this man farted and farted again. He said, "excuuuuse me" I should have said, "If I want to smell your shit mother fu**** I'll cut you open!" Some people are just so rude,

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you are nothing but a ..

Mrs. Elia — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:56:24 GMT

Freaking layer. I sit here with you having a drink. Tell me how much you LOVE your husband and actually you are still in love with your first husband blah, blah, blah. When I get back from using the restroom you have your hands all over my jusband's face!!!
I walked back, very calm, sat NEXT to my guy watch your face while he told you he loves me, and the only one for him. Instead of just moving to another part of table and just listen to you use lame excuses for why you did it I should have said...

You are such a slut!!! You just told me how "square" you are and here you are making a pass at my hubby. You dare tell me right afterwards how hard it must be for me watch women flirt with my guy all the time. All those things happen because he is a band!!! Especially when you KNOW how much he means to me.

What? (me) WTF???? We are not 15 years old we are talking about two women who are talking about a man in his late 30"s!!! For f@*k sakes !!

The f@$%^n difference is this you little bitch. When you guy is in a freaking band there is a lot of women who DO NOT KNOW he is in a relationship they will flirt. IT is part of the act, therefore you can't blame them if they don't know. BUT you, you little whore, YOU KNOW we are together, you are supposed to be a friend!! I should have taken you outside and show you what having manners mean!

F@#K!!! I should have used my bipolar "reason" to tell you what I wanted instead of just trying to keep it under control....

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Don't go cheap on me man,

Lobo — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:23:49 GMT

This weekend was the company x-mas party. Service awards were passed out as usual for length of time working for the company. In every year passed, gifts were also givin to employees with lengthy time of service. This year, I receved my 20 year ring. Last year, and every year before, for twenty years people got the solid gold ring and a gift valuing aprox $1000.00. This year, my year, the rings, for the first time are made of silver, and...no gift. The ring is exquisitely beautiful in silver, and I can't help but be proud of it. I've commented to the bosses on that, but, about the gift.....They asked my wife what it was that I really wanted , for about a thousand dollars and she gave them the make and model of an HDTV that I wanted. They bought the TV, I seen it stored in the office. It was approved by my boss and his boss: however, even though everything was set, the old man of the company made a last minute change not to give out gifts this year and the price of gold blah blah blah. They are going to take back the TV or put it in the confrence room. With twenty years experience, I'm secretly planning to step out on my own as an independant anyway, I've hung in there just to achieve my goal and get the ring. What should I have said to the old man besides comment on how beautyful my ring is? There still is time so say something clever in my exit interview.

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You Make Me Sick

Naomi — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:58:01 GMT

Them (nutshelled, actually fairly diplomatically phrased, for them, whatever that's worth): "My blood pressure is going sky high, I'm getting really dangerous migraines, I have too much stress, and I might have a stroke. I've decided to cut certain stressors out of my life. Unfortunately, you're one of them. I don't care that you're my sister--I don't trust you or like you, and I don't approve of your lifestyle or friends, and I hate associating with you, even at family events. So, deal with it."

Me (for real, this time): Absolute silence. I have no idea what to say, as this is coming out of the blue, with no warning whatsoever. I actually thought we were doing fairly well. After all, we were actually able to hold a conversation and be civil, if we were careful to not discuss certain topics.

Them (follow up phone call to the previous little bombshell): "Can you baby sit?"

Me (again, for real): "Sure."

WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID:
What, I am apparently literally making you sick, you don't trust me or like me, and you refuse to actually try to have a productive conversation about it, so that we can possibly work on a compromise, and now, fifteen minutes later, you want to trust me with your precious children? Wow. Can you shove your head any further up your ass? That's actually pretty impressive. No. I will not watch your children while you belittle me, and then proceed to bitch and moan and make excuses for your life. I have one. YOU deal with it, and grow up. I'm 8 years younger than you, and I still have more of a f*cking clue. No, you know what? On second thought, I will watch the kids for you. Maybe they'll have a decent influence rub off on them.

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Youre a dirty whore and you have fat arms!

Amanda — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 03:04:44 GMT

ps what a waste of time and effort Ive spent on you, what a horrible mistake to ask you to be my maid of honor, what a complete self centered twat you are. I wish I would have never met you.

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Correct me if I'm wrong...

Marie — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:14:22 GMT

but don't bicycles have to follow the same rules of the road as card do? Wouldn't that mean that at a red line you can't go into the crosswalk and get in front of all the cars?

Oh wait, I did say it. Bike guy wanting to chat w/his buddy so they were biking up Market Street together so all the cars were stuck so I went around them twice because of two red lights. The guy, you know the type, self righteous thinks he's so fucking smart because he rides a bike, comes up to me and asks me where I get off driving so aggressively.

By the way, he didn't feel that his breaking the rules merited my behaviour. Then he dissed my car.

The thing I wish I had said at the end: I'm a bitter old bitch and I'm a heavy car with nothing to lose, so I'd be careful if I were you.

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I wish I never laid eyes on you

damnedbydesign — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:33:17 GMT

I wish I'de never laid eyes on you because it would lead to the worst day in my life

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checkout counter

Lobo — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:59:14 GMT

At the grocery store I was buying; 8) cake mix boxes, 8) bags of powered sugar and one gallon of shortning for a graduation cake, and by chance, three cans of sardines for lunch next this week. My favorate checkout lady said something to me so I pulled out my Ipod and I instinctively said, "don't knock it till you've tried it" I should've said, "once you get past the smell it's finger lickin good".... She thinks I'm weird anyway,

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Doctors offices!!!!!

Tatt — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:05:18 GMT

I had taken a friend of mine who is a paraplegic from post polio syndrome, to see her doctor. Someone she had seen once a quarter for the last 9 years. We got to the office 45 minutes early. got situated in the waiting room and checked in. Come time for the appointment we get called to the counter, at which time we are informed that the DR is not taking new patients..
yeah go fig.
The Ever so saccharine sweet receptionist then tells us "You need to go to the Buisiness office" and hands us a small slip of paper..
we went to the business office, followed mind you, by the Business Manager!. as we were going to the office my friend and I were talking saying what could this be? you had seen him 4 months ago. what does it mean no new patients.... to which the business manager says. We are no longer taking new medicaid patients... as she opened the door for us.... So without thinking I asked the business manager "are you always this much of a bitch or did you just wake up this way today?????!!!" Apparently she has never been spoken to this way before because her jaw dropped. I told her we are not new patients that this doctor had seen my friend 4 months ago. Where did she get that we were new patients???
I told the woman all we need is to renew perscriptions! produced the script bottles with that docs name on them btw...

I now realize I should have said something to that vapid swiveled hipped heifer at the desk.. so please help me know what I should say next time this should happen.

Tatt.

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"read the whole thread before you call me a jerk"

sacredgoddess — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:32:54 GMT

recently happend to me...I replied to a long thread, and some ass(&*#$ came on and essentially accused me of starting the thread. Someone came to my defense though and told them politily.."you are sadly mistaken" this of course after they were very very insulting to me...and I always say on posts now...read the whole thread before you accuse or insult me...the poor jerk was soorly mistaken and refused to acknowledge he was WRONG...
I know...its sooo hard for some people.

the pansy moderator who was scared of the guy booted me and the person who stuck up for me off...(it was a private tribe anyway)
they deserved each other in my mind.

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Oh if I coulda...

Padrinho — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 14:28:17 GMT

I tuned a piano for this old Russian guy last night. He was a really good jazz pianist. He bought a Pramberger piano. It was a total piece of crap grand piano. Bottom of the line. I took two hours and put a really nice concert tuning on the damn thing.. which is a tough thing to do on a crappy piano. I finally get done, check the 4ths and 5ths.. Nice. Then he comes in and says "This!" and slams his finger on one of the keys.. "Needs more sharp!".. I listen to the 4ths and 5ths again.. listen to the octave.. nope it's perfect.. but.. ok I tune it sharp and say "There?" he says "MORE SHARP" and hits it again.. I tune it sharper. The Octave is completely dead now and the 4ths and 5ths are screaming! but ok.. then he chooses seven or eight more notes and says "MORE SHARP!" and slams the notes.. I'm thinking that a sledge hammer might be more effective.. I am also looking around for a candid camera cause there's NO possible way this is for real.. 1/2 an hour later he's happy. The piano sounds like crap. I leave.

The thoughts of what I wanted to say are still spinning in my head.. like "You fkking moron! you bought a POS piano and you want it to sound like this? Buy a goddam chainsaw next time!!" I still think it was some sort of joke and I'm waiting on the punch line.. soafb..

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"See ya in divorce court"

azhrde — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:54:18 GMT

What I should have said in February of 1991 when my then husband and I received an out of court settlement in the form of two checks. I should have taken my half, our three kids, and hit the door running.
Instead, he managed to spend $117,000.00 by September of the same year.
Worse yet, we got that money because one of our children was injured at birth and died in 1984.

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neighborhood bully.... and family

cooldawn — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:56:05 GMT

so.... this kid was harassing my daughter (took her soccer ball and threw it over a fence along with some verbal stuff), she came inside to get me, we went to go get her ball and there the lil' punk is standing on the corner across the street. Before I caught up to where she was he said something else (not nice) to her, she got mad and threw something at him (missed him by at least six feet). The kid grabbed the thing she threw at him and said, "you threw something at me - that's assault so now I can sue you". I'm thinkin' to myself, "wow, this kid is really a piece of work."

So I start walking over; I tell him to hand over the piece of junk or drop it (as opposed to making the gesture of threatening to throw it at me) or else we are going to have a big problem. About this time one of his "relatives" walks out.... long story short, she was even more spazzed out than the kid was. There were a few things I really FELT like saying, but at 37 I feel a bit too old to be instigating a fight ;-) I said something along the lines of "make sure he stays away from my kids and my property" when I really felt like saying something more along the lines of, "I don't know which is worse - you're oxytocin deficiency or the kid's obliviousness to how socially retarded he is".

I'm sure I'll have another opportunity to say something since now when my daughter is outside (on our property) he rides his bike back and forth calling her names... oh, did I mention his dad (or at least the guy his mom is living with) is a nasty ass drug dealer??

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Are you mad at meeeee?

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:02:50 GMT

Am I the only one that this question annoys? Especially when it's accompanied by whiny voice?

I wish I would have said, "Why? Are you feeling guilty about something?"

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Do you have a mental disability?

Fri, 20 Apr 2007 22:08:36 GMT

This one goes out to the people who I see wearing a visor upside down and turned to the side, along with the people(Not the working class plumbers and the like) who can't manage to have their pants pulled up to their belt line. It's a style alright, one of a 2 year old that doesn't know any better. At least they have an excuse! :)
Mix'n

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to: i'll call you soon

alVacado — Fri, 25 May 2007 02:10:23 GMT

i won't hold my breath.

but so you have it,

here's my address to send me the money you owe me or did you forget about that too?

thanks for being a friend. NOT!!!

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Recently...

timbo — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:49:27 GMT

"Hey, look, I'm trying to make this meal right now. It is for just X and me because I want to hang out and chat with him about stuff that just he and I might be interested in chatting about while he and I sample some wines and listen to some music...because, I have never gotten a chance to do that. Now I have that chance and I hope you will understand."

That's what I should have said rather than the social crap that ensued because X and Y were partially the victims of my miscommunication, partially the results of my neuroses and surely hindsight instead of foresight.

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I'm dissapointed?

Wed, 02 May 2007 04:56:22 GMT

Oh you bet I'm dissapointed, not only for the obvious reason's but for so many more.,.... I'm sorry was it not you that just said, i have a blast hanging out with you, we have such a hilarious time, of course we do we're friends you idiot.You would think that friendship would extend a bit farther than hurting that trust by being so how did you call it, oh yeah, honest. if that's how you treat your friends holy shit i wonderhow you treat your enemies.I know that we'll trudge through the awkward moments, but I'll never trust you and neither will we ever really be friends. Now why thecouldn't I have said that..... basically your a pathetic one track minded flakey liar, I thought more of you and you dissapointed me.

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not going to hold my tongue anymore

Portia — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 22:36:31 GMT

this tribe (and some other things) have inspired me to speak my mind. im tired of people not knowing how i really feel.

so for starters.......

-friends dont treat each other like that. youre a bitch.
-stop wasting my time and energy.
-no. figure it out yourself.
-shut up!!
-fucking grow a pair.
-for the love of god....its called stretching. not guaging. and they arent guages theyre earrings.

ok thats enough for now...........
thanks!!

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Baldy.

Jordan — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:14:41 GMT

Two guys in my class kept saying the word 'firecrotch' when referring to a very pretty red haired girl across the room. It might have sounded lame but I still should have said- "at least she has hair" because the really obnoxious one looked around 20 and was already balding (really, it was quite strange. it was beyond premature).

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you stupid self absorbed bitch...

Miss Issa — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 21:43:45 GMT

i was in a nice restaurant the other day with 2 of my closest friends, when i happen to see a lady walk up to our table. apparently, she was a friend of a friends, mother or something, and she proceded to demean and talk down to my friend LOUDLY right in the middle of the restaurant. out of absolutly nowhere. commenting (again, LOUDLY) about how she saw him driving much to fast on the higway the other day, and how he should slow it down. and she every so kindly topped it off by sitting back down at her table, and yelling over to him "and you dont make that kind of money to be paying for tickets"

and i just sat there with my mouth open. when instead, i should've said something along the lines of:

you stupid obnoxious bitch, who the hell do you think you are to come waltzing in here like you own the place and completely demean my friend and make him feel like shit. not to mention that you probly ruined everyone in the restaurant's dinner because you're such a self absorbed bitch that you thought it was your right to scold a grown man. fuck you.

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You know what? I think im done, it was nice meeting you goodbye.

trinsic — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:36:09 GMT

I girl I met on line asked me out for Sunday brunch one day, when we got there we sat and talked for a bit before going into eat. She started to say things like, "You know im kind of tired, you are going to have to do most of the talking."

I should have said, "Umm, no sorry I feel like you are trying to manipulate me because you are to lazy to hold your part of the conversation, thats not the way thinks work for me, it was nice meeting you, goodbye."

Never again will I not speak exactly what is on my mind, so long as I can be firm, but gentle at the same time...

(if you react negatively to this, please ask yourself why this bothers you first, before responding) I get the idea (and I could be wrong) that girls want men to do most of the talking, and I just don't agree with that. You have to give me a reason to want to get to know you, and if the conversation is not flowing in both directions, its just not working. Accepting it, and move on.

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Free Meal

Padrinho — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 15:00:19 GMT

A friend of mine at dinner at Crapplebees the other day and big supprise, the food sucked. The dumbass waiter offered to "send" them a coupon for free meals. I filled her with a few choice comments she SHOULDA said.. like "You gave me a free meal at this shithole? What the hell am I gonna do with that? Wipe my ass? Your 'food' almost killed me the first time!"

Never eat at a fast food chain..

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samarasun — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 13:59:04 GMT

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Please grab that cleaning sponge and stuff it up your A**hole!

k3no — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 21:04:06 GMT

You anal retentive fool, can't you see that I have yet to have my morning coffe and you are already at it with your manias.

Who cares if I leave the radio on standby ( it consumes .00010cts a day in electricity)
You are the one with the deep pockets and the sports car, what? you can't afford it ?

And while we are at it, lets talk about your cleaning obsession, its driving me nuts.

Who cares if the floormat is dirty, it is in fact dirty because I used it to clean my shoes and thats what I thought it was for.
I guess the problem is me going out to the yard then, besides, don't you have a cleaning service ?

I swear we are not related at all.

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I Quit ? you stupid fu**k*ng JURK

Zulu — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:14:51 GMT

I am so stuck in a situation. I have worked for a guy for almost 2 yrs now. Seems I find great jobs to start then they fade to bull shit. This one started out 20 hrs a week at 12 bucks an hr. I have a hubby that works full time and this gives me time to work around the house also. My job was to do some quoting for him in tools..... keep all transactions in Peachtree.. post accounts payable and process accounts receivable.. hes so stupid he cant keep even his own personal check book up so every day I have to download all bank accounts (Co. and personal ) and give him print outs on whats going on in all his accounts.... he has run his Business by spending income on personal things ...and not paying his payables that landed him in debt of up to 50 grand when all invoices were paid up. Well he has not been getting any business now for 7 mos and the bills are piling up bad irs wants there and everyone is calling but our customers. I have been looking hard for a job for months now. And have had interviews but no luck yet... the past few weeks he has used up all funds before paying me yet I printed the check and as soon as funds were there I cashed it. He has also cut my hrs now down to 10 hrs a week. My check pays one certain bill the car payment and 10 hrs just is not getting it. I called unemployment last week to see what could be done with him bing he gives me a check that is no good. they said I CAN collect for the hrs im not getting. This made him pissed off he asked how I could work for him and still collect unemployment at the same time I said that is what they told me to do by the state law they TOLD me to submit my formes.... he has borrowed 10 grand from american general....15 grand from another lender... and cant make those monthly payments ....now he refinaced his house and got a home equity loan to cover more bills. I WANT OUT OF THIS HOLE ... how do I go about leaving here and keep a good work record. I just want to say I Quit Do this your self

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Thank you

Naomi — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 19:43:32 GMT

Thank you for making it so very clear that you don't think I'm worthy of you. Thank you for giving me a way to get away from your poison. Thank you for showing your true colors. Now I don't have to waste any more time on your passive aggressive bullsh*t. Now go get a life and start harassing someone else. That train has left this building, and I'm not listening anymore.

*sigh* I wish I'd had the guts. Family. God above.

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The French Quarter in New Orleans

Lobo — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 22:31:36 GMT

I just got back home from the French quarter. I was out there doing a job for a few days with a couple of co-workers. Went into "Desire" an oyster bar, for dinner for the second time and "Patty" the waitress barks out, "YOU ONLY GAVE ME A DOLLAR TIP, YOU ONLY GAVE ME A TWO DOLLAR TIP, AND YOU DID'NT GIVE ME NUTTIN!" My co-worker replies, " It took you twenty minutes to bring us our drinks" to which Patty replies, "That was a $40.00 ticket between the three of you, well maybe in twenty minutes I'll be back to take your order! Then she walked away.

Without saying anything we all looked at each other stood up and walked the hell out of that place.

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...

Jessa — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 13:50:16 GMT

"no".

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endless gratitude

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:33:06 GMT

on my list of things I should have said and should say more often

iwant to say thank you for my girls thought they give me stomach aches of anxiety I couldn't be in this world with out them, I want the best for you and I should tell you that more often than worry whether youpicked up the one sock on your way to the laundry room.

To my friends whom I love more than anything in this world who have been here through all of the chaos and have loved me unconditionally and have supported me,I know I should say this more often, thank you.

To my lovers present and past, thank you for all of the lessons youhave taught me and all of the doors that we've walked through and if I've said anything hurtful I wish I had apologised. If it weren't for having you in my life at one point I wouldn't be here right now.

For my family, though I complain about you so often I love you so much and I'm so glad that you supported my ranting's as a child and encouraged me and loved me thoroughly and without any moment of doubt.

and to my sweet rock, you have given me so many opportunities to live somewhere only few get to , somewhere so beautiful......

I know I say it, but I should say it nmore often, and if I forget to I'm sorry I should.

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Honesty Is The Best Policy

Anouska — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:26:21 GMT

...to which I should of pointed out the following......

IT ISNT ALWAYS....examples would be...
your ass did look big in those pants,
you did smell like sour milk and brie cheese,
you talk absolute shit and I cant stand you
yes I think 8" fat anal dildos are weors
fisting is NOT interesting
sex is a privilage, not a right!

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WoW

Zulu — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 13:38:29 GMT

Yesterday I had an hr to do nothing so my nothing ended up in Target I needed some cards to send out. The whole thing was very odd It was like I was tuned into all the nutz.
as I was walking I could hear two women behind me the one (younger) said wow we really need to get going the other (older) said ya I know its getting late. A few isles over same women says what are you looking at the stockings for. The other one says ooh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (what i was hearing was cuz i want to look at them and i'm not in a hurry) I moved away over to kitchen things ooh fun now a women is dragging her hubby up and down each isle she would pull something down ooh look i want this i want that WE need this yada yada yada. In the shoes an elderly couple were walking he was pushing his oxygen tank she ASKED him what he needed to look at he said well we are in shoes i would like some new shoes. I hear her say back I AM NOT SHOPING FOR SHOES OR SLIPPERS FOR YOU I REFUSE. OK I about ran over to the candles just to get away. As I'm walking i hear the younger women say I really have to leave so and so is home and I have to be there when the bus comes. the older women says ya I know we really should I have to get going to its been blah blah blah blah and down another isle they go.

I wanted to pull the older women to a stop and say DO YOU HEAR THIS WOMEN SAYING SHE HAS TO LEAVE NOW!!!!! and I wanted to pull the younger women very close to my face and say DO YOU HAVE ANY BALLS AT ALL TO SAY LISTEN BITCH I HAVE TO LEAVE AND I AM LEAVING NOW GET A MOVE ON I DONT WANT TO SHOP!!!!
thinkin of the old man I was wondering why she could shop for slippers and he couldnt why didnt he just say YOU asked me what I waned wench... if you dont wont to help me with it move on somewere else.
and omg the women draggin her hubby around I wanted a video cam. because every time I want to go shopping with my hubby he makes it sound like im dragging him through hell ........... with this video i COULD SHOW HIM HELL.

BTW i got a pop a peanubutter cup i had to fight for because some 5yr old was rearanging the candy boxes. I will retun for the cards.

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Caulk?

Padrinho — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 18:22:48 GMT

I worked until last week at a home improvement store. I had a very cute broken-english walk up to me and say "where do you keep caulk?"

I pointed to aisle 51.

I would kill to have someone ask the same question daily. I dont think I would ever get tired of answering that one.

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I have no game

COBRA — Thu, 18 May 2006 18:54:10 GMT

For instance, I'm in the new bar in my city admiring the fine decor and even finer bartenders. Theres a fish tank in the back of the bar with no fish so I ask her- "no fish in the tank eh?" to which she replies "why are you gonna go fishing? where's your rod" to which I reply (gamelessly) "Its at home" - alchohol decreases wit by up to 85% and in some cases may increase ones perception of what wit is by up to 349%. Sadly I still can't think of a good come back

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Can I have my husbands nuts

Mistress_Naughty — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 04:31:31 GMT

It was my husband's birthday today, so yesterday we go to have icecream, he does not like nuts on his sundae personal preference, and I could go for a double shot...... So without thinking I ask the kid behind the counter.......

"Can I have my husband's nuts, since he doesn't want them?"

[pause]

snort, giggle, BUAH HAH HAH HA!!!!!!!

Wait what did I just say?????

Ok how does one back track out of that one?

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should and should not

Sat, 25 Nov 2006 16:19:53 GMT

I should have said that I needed to think about it rather than making my decision on the spot. I should have asked for clarification on things that I turned out to have interreted wrong. I should have made him take responsibility if he wanted things to end rather than letting him manipulate me into doing it for him. Prior to that I should have told him that I wouldn't get into a casual relationship. I thought I had told him, but I don't think I made it clear enough. I think he assumed that things didn't have to get serious.

And I should never in the first place have told him that I loved him. I do love him, but I shouldn't have said it. I've ruinned my life.

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You have no idea, wat was going through my mind.

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 20:00:08 GMT

For days after when we were supposed to meet, on my birthday when we made plans to escape,were you at work?no, were you at home? no, would your roommate tell me anything? no.
Now you call me two weeks later after I assume you went to the mountains and you were so quiet. I know that tone, you haven't slept for days I bet. Your voice was stuffy, I know that voice. Your conversation was random, I know why. I know where you are why your there. How could I be angry with you, you hate this place more than any moment of anger I could ever have. I'm so worried for you I can't stand it. Please tell me you've atlest drank a glass of water ate something, anything. Please be okay, please make it through this. I'm afraid to see you like this, you are my sweetest friend and now I feel like your already gone. Please stop it, I know what your doing, please stop. It wasn't suppose to be like this.

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my regrets in this past relationship

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 15:25:33 GMT

I should have said to him:

"I don't know that much about sailing. I understand that it is your passion, but you've been talking about it for 30 minutes now, so let's change the topic."

"I don't feel ready yet to have sex with you." (I did it anyway *forehead slap*)

"I like you, and you're great at flirting over email, but I want to get to really know you better. Why don't we talk over coffee later this evening, so we can both concentrate on our work today?"

"I feel like you're distant and grumpy. Although I've asked you what's wrong, I don't believe your answer that 'work is bothering you'. When you really miss me, give me a call, because right now, I'm feeling like an obligation and a burden to you."

"We've done sailing every weekend. I know that it is your passion, but it's not my hobby. When you want to do something with ME, give me a call."

"I actually like where I live and want to raise my kids here one day."

"I would like to watch something else on TV."

"I don't like hearing you badmouthing your coworkers and your ex-girlfriends."

"I'll talk to you later."

"Let's take things slow. Friends first."

And a number of other assertive things I wish I would've spoken up for myself in this past relationship. Lesson learned. Taking time for myself now.

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Things I actually DID say...

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:41:06 GMT

...which I was reminded of by Anthony's "Police Stop" post.

Anyone else get that "trick" question from the officer "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Anyone ever confessed everything?

Background: I don't usually drink alcohol. If I do, I get loopy from a glass of wine or a single beer and any more than that, forget about it.

I used to drive a black big block 72 Corvette. That often had starting problems.

I had just been at a friend's kegger party for their 21st birthday.

And on the way home, almost home, almost there, the lights come on in the rear view mirror.

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Yes, I was just at a friend's 21st birthday party and there was beer and I don't usually drink and I had maybe three and I'm kind of drunk so I was probably weaving all over the road and driving too slow. (tears follow)
Officer: Uh, well, uh, no, your tail light is burned out.

No ticket, he's flirting.

Get back into car. Car does not start. Officer still sitting in his car to follow me home. Get out of my car and go to his...

Me: My car won't start and it's all your fault, butthead.
Officer: ...blank stare...
Me: Well???
Officer: Uh, let me give you a ride home.'
Me: Good. And since it's YOUR fault, you better make sure nobody messes with my car.
Officer: (upon reaching my home) And here's my card, call me...if you...need anything.

Next day. Get a ride back to my car. Another officer, parked directly across from my car, watching it.

Protect and serve, baby.

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Provide help.

flyingbear — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 05:05:51 GMT

Hello! people,
I think i will like this tribe, can we vent our anger, because usually one has to stop himself, froma saying what he actually wants say, but when things quite, the individual curses himself for not saying what he wanted to! and so he vents his anger on others.
I dont know, but being knew I request you guys to help me along as we walk along this tribes path.

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One More Drink?

Anouska — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 04:05:20 GMT

To which I should of said "no, I am pretty sure I am going to end up passed out in a pile of my own vomit and I dont want to see dinner for the second time tonight, also I might end up in bed with you and considering you my patrners best girl friend that might look odd!?" Muhahaha

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You,...well...

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 15:12:16 GMT

YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

You are a mental wanker with no perception of reality as it is and live in an empty, dream-like state comprised of multisyllabic words in an effort to disguise your own STUPIDITY.

======

I'm having this made into business cards. Never again will I be caught without the right words to say at the right time. It works for parents, teachers, students, teens, doctors, lawyers, employers, employees, and just about any politician. We can all get a bulk rate if we order together. Anyone else need some of those business cards?

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when that guy sent me a picture of his dick...

lightning_bolt_lottery_winner — Sun, 18 Dec 2005 21:52:00 GMT

I should have said, "it's amazing what a cold shower can do."

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OUCH!!!!

Snert — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 17:20:38 GMT

Pee on an electric fence!!!
I'm a country boy and I should have known better, but, I was blitzed and didn't look for the little white insulators when I peed on that post.
BLAMOLA!.!!!
Go pee on an electric fence and you will never do it again. I bet 'cha.
I still haven't recovered from that.
One is smaller than the other and both of them chringe when I get close to an upright pole.
My penis hides from me and only comes out when I promise not to urinate standing up.
My buddies think I'm ate up with the galloping never-get-overs and they might be right.
Plus, like that's not enough, my girl-friend smears vasoline an the toilet seat so she fits; but I slide off to one side because I'm lop-sided in my butt region. Now, should I hook her up to house-hold current, or should I go for 440 triple phase?

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Things you shouldn't have said...

Denyse — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 02:43:14 GMT

I'll call you next week

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anyone ever done anything like this???

Jocelyn — Wed, 31 May 2006 22:16:53 GMT

this is a note i wrote some boy when i was 12...ouuuuch.

"I love you so much it's creepy. I have dreams about you practically every night, each one more passionate than the last. I even went to sleep at camp, just so i could dream about you. You are in my thoughts almostevery moment of the day. You pain me so much by saying you "Just wanna be friends." I cry for you, i care so much for you. Tell me what's holding you back? You know we probably won't stay together forever. I just want you so badly, i won't ever rest until i can get you! I don't want you to think I'm trying to stalk you or that i'm some kind of psycho. I just want you, and need you, and i need you to feel the same."

his response: "seriously, jocelyn, i'm really sorry, but i can never be more than friends with you. stop writing me notes, it's not going to help."

to this day i cringe.

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absolutely nothing.

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:27:46 GMT

that's what i should have said. damn!

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New Tribe!!

Lisa — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 19:54:45 GMT

Come join us!! :-)

http://tribes.tribe.net/venting_allowed

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I might still say it, some day.

Naomi — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:00:23 GMT

Shove me up against a wall. Kiss me, thrill me, fuck me. Cause this suspense is going to kill me. Do something already!!!

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Its not my...

timbo — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:53:11 GMT

...call.

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things you shouldnt have done

cherokeed — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 04:45:19 GMT

cracked my neck that hard

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You ruined my life......

Anouska — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:29:42 GMT

to which I should of said..........."stop being so fucking melodramatic, don't blame me for him leaving fooking hell take some responsibility for your own misery you boring old ugly slag"...........right I am glad I got that off my chest .....next!

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No acctually I don't want to talk to

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 20:17:43 GMT

I haven't been putting my IM on because this guy keeps bugging me. I met him a while back and he's super sweet but one of those put off types, so not there at all when you want to hang out and then when he's free he makes it like every moment with him is supposed to be golden. I'm not into playing stupid games with little boys that I would never go out with, it's like hanging out with my insipid annoying little brother. I should just tell him to fuck off , he has a girlfriend, I don't even know if he likes her, he's so freaking what's the word
" too cool" to say . i want to say hi to my real friends and we all keep our lights off. if i put mine back on, all of a sudden he pops up making asshole remarks that only he thinks are funny.i should just put him on ignore, gawd is that vain or what, someone slap me please.

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yes dumb ass, i AM avoiding you!!!

LovelyMzD — Thu, 11 May 2006 22:23:38 GMT

so i go out on this mercy date, he has a harley and i thought i can sit through a movie for a ride, but then he inflicts the most nasty chronic halitosis desperately "please have sex with me" poor excuse for a kiss on me (help me baby jesus!!!) and then in the midst of polite conversation he mentions that he could never live in san diego because there are too many mexicans!!! oh great! date fuckin OVER!! so not only does he have the breath of a dead dragon but he's a racist! what i said was oh yeah, i have to be up early so please take me home(no not yours you fuckin creep) but what i should have said was... so let me get this straight, it apparently did not occur to you to brush the stank ass out your mouth before this date and even though you have mentioned that your mom is a lesbian which is fine somehow you can justify writing off a whole region of the country because you don't like the ethnic diversity of its inhabitants, you are a moron and i only agreed to see this movie with you so i could have a ride on your sweet bike, but now i wish i had stayed home and waxed instead....because i did not say this, this loser has continued to call me, completely unencouraged, and is all whiney like, today he sent an email saying..you know, when are you coming out of hiding, i miss you, you being elusive is starting to not be cute anymore, its starting to seem like you are avoiding me....DUH! i am not only avoiding you like the plague you are carrying in your mouth, but me and my friends have a nick name for ya
" Creepy Chronic Halitosis Racist Biker " and we are slandering you every chance we get. obviously all of the subtle hints have not worked so i just sent a scathing yet still backhandedly polite reply stating clearly: i do not ever want to date you!!!! now if only i could slip him some mouth wash, i may not be able to cure his ignorance but at least i could reign in the ass-fungus living on his tongue!!!!!!

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On a less serious note

Mark — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 21:34:03 GMT

I was walking from the back of Petco to the front with two 35 lb bags of dog food, one under each arm, the pet food sales lady comes up to me and says, "Do you have a dog?"
I stare at her, look at my two bags of dog food, then asked her, "What do you think?"
Perhaps I should have simply said, "Here is your sign!"

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New game stolen from...

timbo — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:31:35 GMT

...Faern and jrat.

Basically, you pick 10 individuals in your circle, a former circle, whatever, and come up with a statement, exclamation, question, whatever for each person...that is something you are unlikely to ever say to each but really want to. The list is number 1-10 and is anonymous. Go to higher numbers if you need to; not limited to only ten...but please keep it anonymous. I'll go first--

1. Why are you always helping me?!
2. Maybe you'll be a better person in the next life? Too bad you don't think there is a next life...
3. I was a doof for not visiting you that one time but I still intend to name a boat after you if I ever own one.
4. Although both you and I were both in very vulnerable emotional states, I'm not sure why you used that as an excuse to spread the fear and hate and crazy around.
5. I laughed because I didn't know what else to do with the irrational crap I was hearing.
6. I did my best...without your help!
7. Why were you crying?
8. Why do we hang out with her?
9. I wish I could do something positive for you in your situation.
10. You were right and I'm sorry for denying it.

Interestingly, many of these statements could apply to more than one of the 10 people I picked. Wow, it's an eye opener! Guess I'm kind of in a negative mood at the moment...

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God, shut up already!

Foxybrown — Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:28:46 GMT

Stop your bitching and whining all the time. Just because you are so into sharing every inch of your self aborbed emotions doesn't mean we all want to hear it and it doesn't mean some of us don't have shit going on in our lives too. Get over it already!

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"Uh...shut up?"

timbo — Mon, 01 May 2006 03:27:54 GMT

Tardy morning scenarias:

Me, reading in bed.
Them, get's up and acts like they are going to take a shower, with towel, etc in hand
(one hour goes by; I hear chatting downstairs, etc)
Me, I go downstairs to take a shower.
Them, still sitting on their can...has not started a shower
Me, I go tribe
Them, an hour later..."Stop wasting time! I want to go do errands! Take a shower already!"

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"I Love You, But...

princessa — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:23:17 GMT

This was recently said to me:

"I love you, but I am not in love with you."

My response should have immediately been, "Go away right now and leave me alone."

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The real question is...

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 18:11:48 GMT

What can you say when it's all been said and done. I have tried it all but realize I am dealing with a child who'll say anything to get a rise out of the situation. Truth is...it rolls of my back. You can be the hateful one. I haven't time for. I have better things to do. I have a great life and I think you may just be a slight bit jealous.

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Truck accident

Mark — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:08:04 GMT

I was sitting in my brand new big truck in the parking lot. A guy comes out of the coffee shop and runs right into it and his stupid whipped cream "coffee" drink exploded everywhere. I was dumbfounded and just stared at him with that WTF look on my face. He apologized and said he tripped over a little bump in the parking lot. Grrrr.
So... What I should have done was...
Started the truck, reved the engine and with a deadpan voice said, "I'll give you a ten second head start..."

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It was my.....

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 06:28:15 GMT

Choice to say yes to the extra cheeze, now my stomach is killing me

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When she was craving something

Foxybrown — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:21:01 GMT

My roommate walks in and says "have we got any brie and wine? I'm craving them for some reason."

Really craving them for some reason? Hmm could it have anything to do with the fact that you saw me take them out of the shopping bags yesterday? It's amazing how your cravings always seem to match whatever I've just baught.

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So you heard.....

Foxybrown — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 15:21:38 GMT

......all sorts of shit about me and instead of going on our history as friends and coming to me and at least asking you decided that you knew all you needed to know and you judged me. I was there when you needed friends....where were you when I did? I valued your friendship, but apparently mine was disposable to you.....and the ones who stirred up shit? Where are they now? Gone, that's where.

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police stop

littleroman — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 17:31:52 GMT

i will try to set the tone for this little interaction... on a very crowded one lane, one way, street in a big city, i am waiting behind a few cars at a stop light. beside me is a parked police car that apparently wants to merge into traffic. the front of his car is slightly ahead of mine, but there is clearly not enough room to let him in unless i backed up (which was not an option). so the light changes and he lurches out as i procceded to go forward, almost hitting me and reaffirming the lack of space. i continue and the officer pulls out behind me, on go the lights and sirens, and i pull over (i have a badge myself, but i never use it if i'm stopped, i figure if i did something wrong, i should get a ticket like everyone else). the officer gets out of his car and starts screaming and cursing, to which i calmly reply "why am i being pulled over?" he responded, "for being an asshole!"

what would your respones have been?

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Man...

timbo — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 23:46:23 GMT

...I was late because of a delay in the birthday party. Oh, and what was your number anyways? Guess you weren't serious anyways...

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On my blind date last night

honey_b_licious — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 00:37:38 GMT

Hey, why don't you go out and buy yourself a personality?

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"No disrespect intended, officer...

Mike — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:05:20 GMT

...but no, I *can't* not give that guy the finger."

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Walgreens

kismet — Wed, 31 Dec 2003 08:19:29 GMT

So I was in Walgreens today and I passed the most hated and most evilist of all my exs. And she was with her fat ass mom, and my ex was actually pushing a cart with a holla-hop in it. And knowing I had the upper hand, could have said anything, could have done anything,....walked right by.

I suck.

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Wrong number

ninjad — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 21:22:46 GMT

I get a phone call this morning:

Caller: Is Ray there?
Me: Sorry, wrong number.
Caller: Is this 310...
Me: No.
Caller: What number is this?
Me: I'm not telling you.
Caller: (Hangs up)

What I should have said:

Caller: What number is this?
Me: You tell me. I don't call myself and you're the one who dialed the number. It's not even close to the number you said you were trying to reach so obviously you must have some sort of spastic dialing finger.

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Seriously?

timbo — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 09:13:37 GMT

No you may not!

http://tribes.tribe.net/rhetoricalanswers/thread/98f36ac4-dc69-4346-bc74-b1d7455aa2bd

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I should have said, "so are you!"

RevInnerLight — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 15:47:10 GMT

to the gorgeous chick in the passenger seat of a car passing me
while I was waiting miserably in the cold for the bus to take me home,
when she yelled out to me, "you're a cutie!"

I'm not normally so affected by compliments on my physical beauty,
but it was a from a girl instead of a guy
(no offense guys, but it means more when I'm attracted to those who give me compliments)
and I was feeling down beforehand.

I smiled to myself the rest of the way home.

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what do you know?

dolcetesounds — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:14:24 GMT

You don't know a thing about me and who I care about and why I do what I do. If you have a question then just ask me and don't play point the finger at me when you don't even have any facts. Don't take your grumpiness out on me!

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Bad driver

Thu, 26 Jan 2006 19:05:46 GMT

Do you really feel it necessary to pull up so far that I can't see on coming traffic? Where did you learn to drive....

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I know you are but what am I?

Sat, 17 Dec 2005 06:43:22 GMT

About 20 years ago on the playground. You ASSHOLE you know who you are.

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Are you really that bored?

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:05:37 GMT

That you have to talk shit. Find a hobby. If your lifes so great go out and live it.

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Blah blah blah

Mon, 23 Jan 2006 20:57:49 GMT

Oh sorry that's not what I meant to say...or was it? I forget.

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to my blonde friend...

Casket — Sun, 22 Jan 2006 04:51:18 GMT

I have a friend that is the stereotypical blonde bimbo....
Out of the blue she says:
My belly button hurts!
I wish I would have thought of this reply yesterday:
I'm sorry, your boyfriend must have really bad aim, is he blonde too?
She would have laughed!
Haha

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Carte Blanche

Amanda — Mon, 09 Jan 2006 23:22:32 GMT

"I cant believe you say such things"

I should have said:

After you got fucked in my living room, made me a party to your lies, and sent me back to my house where your kid was so you could hang out with your " soul mate" I think I can pretty much say what ever the fuck I want to to you.

Carte Blanche

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curb side

kristendvineyard — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 21:02:41 GMT

walking back from lunch today downtown Portland, a street kid asked me for a cigarette. I gave him my requisite "sorry, its my last one" line, and kept walking. I hear some chatter and some laughing and he yelled back at me "liars go to hell!" to which I should have yelled back...... So do assholes!

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ohhh tribe

cherokeed — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 19:16:04 GMT

there were so many things i wanted to write in you last night! i was drunk and rolly and flopy and up way past my bedtime

i had poems and witty comebacks and testimonials! damn! it was only 4 glasses of wine! hopefully the ideas will come back to me when the dehydration passes...

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social worker

ninjad — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 19:35:52 GMT

Girl: I'm going to school right now.
Me: What are you studying?
Girl: I'm studying social work.
Me: What are you going to do with that?
Girl: Become...a social worker.
Me: What's a social worker?
Girl: Someone who works with the handicapped....

Etc.

What I should have said:

...
Girl: I'm studying social work.
Me: What are you going to do with that?
Girl: Become...a social worker.
Me. Oh, a social worker. Is that like a social drinker, or a social smoker?

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De er en ensom person.

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 00:11:59 GMT

Deres hat er ren sjalusi. De bruker Deres energi mot kjærlighet. Trist liv De leder.

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i should have told her...

ClanDestine — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 14:02:12 GMT

how special and beautiful and loved she was. every. single. day. and now its been months MONTHS since we have exchanged any form of communication and now we are both too stubborn to simply even drop a hello.

i miss her.

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Are you done with that?

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 04:30:51 GMT

You never offered me any damn it. I am starving here!

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The deserving.

Amanda — Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:22:36 GMT

Someone once told me that people get what they deserve. I hope this is true and I hope Im around to see it, when it happens to you. I should have said I hope you get what you deserve you silly cunt. Most of the time I dont think people get what they deserve, if that were true youd pry be living on the streets in your fly Gremlin, selling your ass to vagrants at the truck stops....cause thats what you deserve. You are a waste of my time. in fact I dont think I even should have spent this much time typing.

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Clever responses

Angel — Wed, 04 Jan 2006 19:15:55 GMT

When my guy and I argue, he makes threats to break up and never means it. I need some good come-back material. Any suggestions?

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What I SHOULD have said was...

EM3 — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 23:06:34 GMT

...any one of these:

http://www.petting-zoo.org/Essay_Answers.html

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since you asked and now you won't listen.

Sat, 31 Dec 2005 06:41:39 GMT

I'll tell you here.

hmm I thought i responded to this but maybe not, if I havent then, here let me try again, why are you so desperate to be in my tribe, I don't want to be in your tribe and I don't want to be your friend either, why is it that your trying so hard? your coming off looking like , ooh whats that word oh yeah a verliezer.

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i'm...here...

cherokeed — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:58:57 GMT

boo!

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I don't understand

timbo — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:50:04 GMT

Yeah, and I didn't take any notes either.

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"Oh no, no, no...

EM3 — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 00:56:40 GMT

... as much as I am flattered by your attention, it is clear to me that somehow you have mistaken me for a brown-bagged bottle of hooch you would like to keep under your desk at work. You'll understand when I seek out folks who are a little more willing to see me as a person with feelings and emotions."

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